You might be a Hacker if..........

• You've ever woken up at 3AM with an urgent need to use the bathroom, and on the way back thought, "I'll just check my email real quick"
• You've ever dreamt about source code.
• Your last 5 meals consisted of pizza and Mountain Dew.
• The sound of a keyboard clicking turns you on.
• The last time you got up prior to noon was in 1994.
• If(you_have_ever_written_email==this)
• You've gone 72 hours without sleep because "this stupid thing SHOULD compile!".
• When someone mentions "SATAN" you don't think of the devil.
• The case hasn't been on your computer since the day you bought it.
• You call 911 when your ISP goes down.
• You have a LAN in your living room.
• You've ever used the phrase "I love kickin puppies!" (Warez Puppies)
• Your lifelong dream is to get published in Bugtraq.
• Your ISP calls YOU for tech support.
• You think "Unix Wars" should be made into a movie.
• You've been obssesed with Sandra Bullock ever since "The Net" came out.
• You think your phone is tapped.
• Your phone IS tapped.
• You tapped your own phone just to see if you could.
• The amount of RAM you have is > your IQ.

-- Josh Fritsch

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