You know Santa Claus
is a hacker when:
-You request an Office 2000 and you get a password cracker.
-You never send the E-mail with your requests and, anyway, you
get exactly what you ask for.
-At midnight, on Christmas Eve, the Three Kings web site was
hacked.
-Without no aparent reason the reindeers were changed for "Bugs".
-You cant uninstall the screensaver of the reindeers singing
a Xmas song, that appears you while you are in the Internet.
-The icons in your PC now are chirstmas trees and candles, the
sounds are xmas songs and you only can see three colors: green,
red and gold.
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Physical and mental problems caused for the computers:
-60% of the users suffers from fractures in their legs caused
by kicks given to the wall when the PC shows a blue-screen error
-25% of the users suffers from neurologic problems caused by
the "Unknown PCI communication device detected" error
-15% of the users are cross-eyed for the "Flying Windows"
screensaver
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Laws of the internet connection
-Law of the speed
"The speed of the connection is the opposite of the one
that you expect"
-First law of the connection
"If the line can be busy, it WILL be busy"
-Second law of the connection
"The line will be busy only when you are in a hurry"
-Law of the ISP (Internet Service Provider)
"Your ISP will never be the best"
-First law of the disconnection
"If you can be disconnected, you WILL be disconnected"
-Second law of the disconnection
"You always will be disconnected when you are able to download
that
interesting thing"
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Some other stuff...
-C:\> Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue...
-This message is Shareware! Send $25 to register
-Daddy, What is FORMATTING DRIVE C: 99% Completed?
-Big sale! Today, if you buy a Windows ME, we give you two reset
buttons free!!!
-"I installed windows and it works great"- Pinoccio
-Error 1257: Press F19 to load Windows without problems...
