From: "Irina"
Subject: We read your Guides in Argentinaaaa!!
Date: Sun, 31 Dec 2000 03:34:02 -0300
Hi! You are great! I love your guides! And you are a women
like me! I send you some funny jokes that I wrote (they are about
computers). Sorry if you can´t understand some words (the
English isn't my language and Im only 13). I translated it for
u.
I hope you like it:
ERRORS OF WINDOWS MILLENIUMM
error 001: Windows haven´t enough memory, and it can´t
remember what error is
error 002: Windows is working correctly. You must reboot your
system
error 003: There is no error. Windows is driving you mad
error 004: Error on Windows error
error 005: Surprise error
error 006: Error without solution. You already installed Windows
error 007: Windows is angry because you installed Linux
error 008: Random error (just testing)
error 009: Windows can´t make an error, please wait...
error 010: Windows Milleniumm
SOME WINDOWS STUFF (POOR BILLY)
Do you know what is the best in Windows?... Neither do I
Since I installed Windows, my computer don´t understand
me...
The future is Windows... Please do something!!!
if (%the_frogs_have_hair == true) { /msg $chan Windows is good}
The difference between Windows and a virus is that the virus
is free...
You want a faster Windows? Throw it from the 22nd floor...
Norton Antivirus: "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)"
Starting Windows..................Pray!
SYMPTHOMS THAT CAN INDICATE THAT YOU ARE A FRUSTRATED HACKER
You send your viruses with your personal E-Mail address
Your best computer virus is worldly called "All the things
that a hacker shouldn´t do"
The only software that you could crack was "Tetris"
The FBI and the CIA gave u a prize for your constancy
You send 1,000,000 mails warning that you created a deadly virus
You made a computer Joke, and you can´t uninstall it
Your last virus had your name... and surname
BYE (HAPPY HOLYDAYS!)
P.S: Oh, the other day I was exploring my SuSE
Linux, and guess what I found... ¡A new version of
SATAN! (Well, thats what it saids) Its name is SAINT. I tried
it and its great. I found other cool sniffer programs too.The
guys of SuSE rules! The penguin rules!!!
