Hacker Songs

   He's a real UNIX Man
   Sitting in his UNIX LAN
   Making all his UNIX .plans
   For nobody

   He's as wise as he can be
   Programs in lex, yacc and C
   UNIX Man, can you help me
   At all?

   UNIX Man, please listen
   My printout is missin'
   UNIX Man
   The wo-o-o-orld is your 'at' command

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   When I find my code in tons of trouble,
   Friends and colleagues come to me,
   Speaking words of wisdom:
   "Write in C."

   As the deadline fast approaches,
   And bugs are all that I can see,
   Somewhere, someone whispers:
   "Write in C."

   Write in C, Write in C,
   Write in C, oh, Write in C.
   LOGO's dead and buried,
   Write in C.

   I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
   For science it worked flawlessly.
   Try using it for graphics!
   Write in C.

   If you've just spent nearly 30 hours
   Debugging some assembly,
   Soon you will be glad to
   Write in C.

   Write in C, Write in C,
   Write in C, yeah, Write in C.
   Only wimps use BASIC.
   Write in C.

   Write in C, Write in C
   Write in C, oh, Write in C.
   Pascal won't quite cut it.
   Write in C.

   Write in C, Write in C,
   Write in C, yeah, Write in C.
   Don't even mention COBOL.

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