-Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a $26,000 phone bill.
-Has won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three years
running.
-When asked for their phone number, they give it in hex.
-Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
-Somehow gets HBO on their PC at work.
-Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295 times during the movie
"The Net."
-Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.
-Their video dating profile lists "public-key encryption"
among turn-ons.
-Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear,
"Good Morning, Mr./Mrs. President."
-You hear them murmur, "Let's see you use that VISA card
now, Professor "I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"
