Free the Penguin

I got it today...
my first linux box...
I unleashed it...
it screamed to be free..
it wanted to go home...
meet me...
it talked to me...
and showed me its games...
it talked to me...
and told me its name...

I felt the electricity flow...
the fruitful colors...
watery and sweet...
like candy...
it asked me to describe it...
and this is what I said...

Delicious and tasty...
a lot cleaner than windows pastry...
my penguin is candy coated in its own sweet joy...
it hasn't given me a blue screen of death ploy...
when it speaks it doesn't say...
it owns the world like gate's lil toy...

Underneath it's shell...
all the honorable people do tell...
hours of fun...
hours of creation...
so much programming more effort than the windows station...
now don't say I am dogging on windows...
but at least my penguin doesn't need a leash...
o and it's X-windows...
so beautiful...
it's like a new world....

- clownz
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Yo, Penguin, Let's hack it!

Linux Linux Baby, Linux Linux Baby
All right stop, network and listen
Linux is back with some brand new ambition
Something grabs a hold of the modem tightly
Then it flows like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo -- Heck No
Turn off the lights and it'll glow
To the extreme it rocked windows like a scandal
Light up a room and wax a gump like a candle.

Type, Bum rush the penguin that booms
Windows killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
deadly, when it plays a wav melody
Anything less than AOL is that a felony?
Love it or leave it, You better crack way
You better hit bull's eye, The penguin don't play
If there was a problem, Yo, the penguin will solve it
Check out the book while the tech resolves it

Linux Linux Baby Penguin, Linux Linux Baby Penguin
Linux Linux Baby Penguin, Linux Linux Baby Penguin

Now that the meeting is jumping
With the netoworks kicked in, the hackaz are pumpin'
Quick to the line, to the line no faking
Linux is cooking black hats like a pound of steak'em
Burning them if they're not honest and humble
it goes crazy when it hears a symbol
And a black hat with a fluked up tempo
it's on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5 ghz
With my hat off so my hair can dry
The white hats on standby, Waiting just to save the day
Did the black hats stop? No -- they just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next port
they busted a left and heading down to the next stop
The port was dead

Yo -- so they continued to A3A sysadmin ave.
Black hats were hot eating less than linguini
Laptop lovers sporting AMD's
Jealous 'cause they can't get mine
Sysadmin with a gauge and User with a nine
Reading for the dumps on the wall
The gumps acting ill because they're so full of fake calls
Mugshots ranged out like a bell
They took my nine -- All I heard were shells
Falling on the box real fast
Jumped in my chair, slammed on the trash
Network to Network the computer is jammed
I'm trying to get away before the hackaz jack
Police on the scene, You know what I mean
I called em up, confronted all the porn fiends
If there was a problem, Yo, they solved it
Check out the next book while my tech revolves it

Linux Linux Baby Penguin, Linux Linux Baby Penguin
Linux Linux Baby Penguin, Linux Linux Baby Penguin

Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical admin
Users on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My box, that created all the bass sound
Enough to play quake and put holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a data spill
Feasible text's that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept
The Penguin makes it hype and you want to step with that
Users play in the shade, networked like a ninja
connect like a t3 so fast, Other hackaz say, "damn"
If my rhyme was a source, they'd compile it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the box while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, Yo -- I'll solve it!
Check out the hook while my penguin solved it.

Linux Linux Baby Penguin, Linux Linux Baby Penguin
Linux Linux Baby Penguin, Linux Linux Baby Penguin

Yo man -- They can't get out of here! Word to your brother!

Linux Linux Baby Too hot, Linux Linux Baby Too hot Too hot
Linux Linux Too hot Too hot, Linux Linux Baby Too hot Too hot

These songs courtesy of "CLoWnZ" <clownz@iamit.com>

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