How to Warp Windows -- and Live!

Since I'm supposed to be some sort of a super hacker, if I'm going to use Windows, I'd better make my version of Windows different -- muhahaha! DIFFERENT!!! from everyone else's Windows. I mean, let's do much more than merely changing the bootup and shutdown screens. More than just using those settings in Control Panel. We're talking about stuff you will not find in the computer manuals (except this one).

How about making Windows march to your own instructions instead of what the folks at that giant corporation in Redmond want? Figure 1 below shows an example of what you can do to your Windows:

 Figure 1: Meinel's Windows desktop. How many things are funny on this page?

So what's the trick? It's really amazingly easy: put a hex on your computer. To be exact, your Windows computer contains a program that will let you hex edit any program, to customize any program the way you want it to look.

More on hex editing--->>