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OK, OK, we admit it, you might learn things at this web site that may help you commit computer crime.

"...let me tell you what this all means. You're going to get busted, lose everything you own, not get out on bail, snitch on your enemies, get even more time than you expected and have to put up with a bunch of idiots in prison. Sounds fun? Keep hacking-- Agent Steal (Justin Peterson) writing from federal prison, 1997

CONFUCIUS SAYS: “CRACKER WHO GETS BUSTED DOING ONE OF THESE CRIMES, WILL SPEND LONG TIME IN JAILHOUSE SOUP.”



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